Sliding tricks - Auto-Moto

John and Jenifer were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress,
taking another order at a table a few paces away, noticed that John was ever
so slowly sliding down his chair under the table while Jenifer acted
unconcerned. Their waitress watched as John slid all the way down his chair
and out of sight under the table. Still, Jenifer appeared calm and unruffled,
apparently unaware that John had disappeared under the table.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and
said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid
under the table."

The woman calmly looked up and replied firmly, "Oh, no. He did not. In fact,
he just walked in the front door."

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